We're in the pines and there are no concrete slabs for a RV patio thing.
We are in the boonies.
We're in the woods at 8,000 feet in the Rockies, meaning that we're parked in dirt beneath pine trees and pine needles, and there is not one smidgen of concrete anywhere.
There are cute cabins, but they're very small and I cannot imagine what it looks like inside of them things, but we have been offered a peek and saw bunk beds.
I wonder if there are even toilets in them cabins.
There are two larger cabins that have it all, meaning a kitchen inside and bathroom.
And there are horses everywhere.
The people next to us have a huge horse trailer that also serves as a motor home for people and on the side is written very fancily "Paul Mitchell Equestrian Team", and I did ask if that was the hair guy, and the woman said yes.
She said that her best friend is married to him and that she's the beautiful blond in his commercials and he hired her and her husband to take his horses on vacation.
Can you imagine being so rich that you own horses and pay people to take them on vacation?
The woman told us how he owns a home in Beaver Creek, Colorado, and homes in Malibu, Vermont, Paris, Italy, Hawaii, and places she couldn't remember, but she and her husband are paid to take his horses on vacation.
I really wanted to ask her if he paid for her health insurance, but I refrained, because she just seemed so proud that I recognized the name.